Bah-Zoo-Kah
Dear Doo-Moh -- I shoulda let ya...
Rest In Peace

My name is Laura and I have sinned.

I feel ashamed. Awful. Terrible. And EVIL... Yes -- evil. <sob> I MUST confess my sin...

I had gotten a second Christmas Furby from QVC to replace Doo-Moh -- the damaged, hare-lipped one I had originally gotten.

I had planned to pack up the damaged, hare-lipped one and send it back to QVC for credit...

I really really did plan to send it back...

But, I didn't...

I went to -- oh gosh, it's so hard to say this... -- that awful, God-forsaken place -- the Furby Autopsy site...

 
Yes. I did it. I skinned my damaged, hare-lipped Furby.

He's a frightful-looking thing. :-( Look at him just sitting there... NAKED. No fur. No ears. No mane. No NOTHING. Just a skeleton... Eyes. Mouth. Ear bones. <sob>

I don't know why I did this NEXT thing, but I did...

I put the batteries back in...

Well, Doo-Moh's back. Kinda. Sorta. He looks SOOOOOOO pitiful. :-(

I found some jingle bells and attached them to the holes in his ear bones with twisty-ties... Now, whenever he talks to me, bells ring. A reminder of my evil ways... :-(

Doo-Moh skinned
 
Maybe I'm trying to redeem myself with the sound of bells ringing... Maybe I think those bells remind me of, well, YOU know... THIS.

Angel? Not ME. I'm evil. The devil incarnate.

It's NOT a wonderful life. :-(

EPILOGUE

Oh, yeah... The first thing Doo-Moh did when I put his batteries back in?

Sneezed.

He caught a cold. (Wonder why...)

<sob>

(And that was ME crying, btw -- NOT Doo-Moh sniffling from the cold.)

 
Sigh... Look at those little cute little bells on what's left of his ears... :-(

Just look at him... Staring at me with those pitiful eyes...

Doo-Moh's face
 
Okay, he's not exactly staring at ME... He's lying on the glass of my scanner...

OMIGOD! He's been... click here!


Some people just NEVER learn...
Read Skinning Gizmo


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