Bah-Zoo-Kah
Fugly Fakes...

Ahh, those lovely Furby knock-offs!
Call 'em "Foobies" or "Furbish",
they're ALL Foobies to ME!

(NOTE: This page is graphic-intensive. Please be patient.)

Foobie
"FOOBIE"
Police mug shot.
Furbish
"FURBISH"
Looks like a Muppet Chicken.
Herbie
"HERBIE"
Looks like a puppet. FROM HELL.
No name
"NO NAME"
They didn't bother naming this one.
ChillaChilla
"CHILLA CHILLA"
Chilla Theater is more like it.
Jabber Wacky
"JABBER WACKY"
Lewis Carroll would DIE.
Foobie
"FOOBIE"
What are those appendages?
Baby Brainy
"BABY BRAINY"
When they passed out brains...
Kokie
"KOKIE"
A kid with a shaving cream beard.
Marmo
"MARMO"
Marmoset there'd be days like this...
Papara
"PAPARA"
It's Animal from the Muppets!
Photo: Angela & Luchian D.
Koby
"KOBY"
Beary interesting...
Furdy
"FURDY"
Furby's evil twin from China.
Photo: Megs L.
Gizmo, the ORIGINAL Furby!
"GIZMO"
Hey, how did THIS get in here? ;-)
Talking Smartie
"TALKING SMARTIE"
An Uncle Herbie knock-off!
Gigabot
"GIGABOT"
Half-skinned-Furby, half-robot.
BirdyBird
"BIRDYBIRD"
Part owl, part "something else".
Peebo
"PEEBO"
Makes me WANNA pee. ;-)
Poobee
"POOBEE"
Makes me wanna POO. (Har!)
Poopi
"POOPI"
Another uh, "crappy" knockoff.
Tonkuri
"TONKURI"
Hampsterdance!
Habby
"HABBY"
Don't worry -- be habby. ;-)
Dubby
"DUBBY"
Dubby? Like in "dub", like in COPY?
Coobie
"COOBIE"
Coobie coobie coo. ;-)
Wonderpet
"WONDERPET"
Try BLUNDERpet! (heh)
 


This website is a parody. The photo retouches of Bah-Zoo-Kah and the other non-existent Furbys presented here are not meant to offend Tiger Electronics, LTD., makers of the wonderful Furby™, or The Topps Company, Inc., makers of Bazooka™ Bubble Gum. Both are truly fine products that I urge everyone to buy. Click here for legal disclaimer. The Bah-Zoo-Kah Furby art, logo, all other photo retouches and edited sound effects presented on this website may not be used in any medium whatsoever without express written permission from the creator. (And that includes use on Furby fan web pages, too. Sorry.)


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