Bah-Zoo-Kah
My Second (And Third!)
Furby Auctions

(or... Here We Go Again...)

My name is Laura. I am a Furboholic...

I wanted that Pink Flamingo Furby REALLY BAD! (Bah-Zoo-Kah rip-off -- I know. Heh)

I tried a total of TWO TOY STORES. That's it folks, TWO! And not even here in New York City where I live! IN FLORIDA, where I was for half the summer! (Lazy? Who ME?)

Pink Flamingo Furby
My best friend Loretta's mom got a Pink Flamingo (in California!), and Loretta asked the store manager to reserve another one... But -- alas -- after three weeks, they still hadn't gotten any more Pink Flamingos in. :-(

I couldn't take it anymore -- I HAD TO HAVE ONE and I HAD TO HAVE ONE NOW!!! WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO?

(Yup, you know what's coming...)

The bidding for the Pink Flamingo Furby had five minutes left... Only one other person had placed a bid, and it was for $34. (THIRTY-FOUR DOLLARS? THAT'S ALL???) So, I placed my bid for $35 and WON! YES I WON! I paid just $35 for my Pink Flamingo! (And Loretta's mom paid $39.99! HAHAHA)

WHOOPS... FORGOT SOMETHING, DIDN'T I? ;-)

The title of this story is, "My Second (AND THIRD!) Furby Auction"...

THIRD FURBY AUCTION???

Uh, um... The very next day I did it again...

I wanted that Wizard Furby* REALLY BAD...

Wizard Furby
My name is Laura. I am a Furboholic.

*$49.00 ;-)

This website is a parody. The photo retouches of Bah-Zoo-Kah and the other non-existent Furbys presented here are not meant to offend Tiger Electronics, LTD., makers of the wonderful Furby™, or The Topps Company, Inc., makers of Bazooka™ Bubble Gum. Both are truly fine products that I urge everyone to buy. Click here for legal disclaimer. The Bah-Zoo-Kah Furby art, logo, all other photo retouches and edited sound effects presented on this website may not be used in any medium whatsoever without express written permission from the creator. (And that includes use on Furby fan web pages, too. Sorry.)


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